Wants to dump in 5 minutes. Cries when the drip is slow. NGMI.
Tokenomics for smooth brains
ROOST EXPLAINED
The whole thing, explained like you're 5. Read it once. Diamond hands forever. 💎🙌
BUY
You buy $ROOST. 0% tax. 10% can move right away.
DRIP
Every new buy starts its own drip and unlocks 2.5% every hour.
ROOST
After 36 hourly drips it's 100% yours. That's the whole game.
Two types of people.
Buys, closes the laptop, lets the clock cook. WAGMI.
Your bag pours out slowly.
Imagine a tap dripping into your bucket. 10% is already in the bucket. After every full hour, another 2.5% of that buy becomes free to move.
Watch it fill up.
0hYou buy 🛒
10% free, rest waits.
1h12.5% free 🟢
The first hourly drip lands.
10h35% free 🟢🟢
Every buy keeps its own clock.
36h100% free 🚀
Thirty-six drips complete. GG.
The only sum you need.
10% + 36 × 2.5% = 100%Every buy has the same math: 10% is sellable immediately, then 36 full-hour unlocks finish the remaining 90%.
Smooth-brain FAQ.
Can I ape in and dump instantly?
Only 10% right away. The rest drips out at 2.5% per hour.
When is my whole bag free?
10% is free instantly. Then every full hour unlocks another 2.5%. After 36 hours, the whole buy is free.
Is there a buy tax?
Zero. 0%. You buy, you get every single token. It just unlocks on a clock.
What if I'm too impatient to wait?
You can move the 10% immediately unlocked part. The locked part follows the 2.5% hourly drip.
So what do I actually do?
Buy. ROOST. Watch the drip. Touch grass. Come back rich (not financial advice).
Got it? Good. ðŸ§
Buy. Drip. ROOST. See your bag fill up live.