Wants to dump in 5 minutes. Cries when the drip is slow. NGMI.
Tokenomics for smooth brains
ROOST EXPLAINED
The whole thing, explained like you're 5. Read it once. Diamond hands forever. 💎🙌
BUY
You buy $ROOST. 0% tax. You get every token.
DRIP
It unlocks slowly — 2.5% every hour. Like a tap filling a bucket.
ROOST
After 40 hours it's 100% yours. That's the whole game.
Two types of people.
Buys, closes the laptop, lets the clock cook. WAGMI.
Your bag pours out slowly.
Imagine a tap dripping into your bucket. Every hour, 2.5% of your buy becomes free to move. No rugs, no dumps, just vibes.
Watch it fill up.
0hYou buy 🛒
Bag locked, clock starts.
10h25% free 🟢
First quarter unlocked.
20h50% free 🟢🟢
Halfway. Keep ROOSTing.
40h100% free 🚀
Fully unlocked. GG.
Burn & fasten the stake. 🔥
Can't wait 40 hours? Sacrifice part of your bag to the fire and fasten your stake. Burned tokens are gone forever — less supply for everyone.
A little fire, a little speed.
Max degen. Half your bag, double the speed.
The only sum you need.
2.5% × 40 hours = 100%That's the entire formula. If you can count to 40, you understand $ROOST.
Smooth-brain FAQ.
Can I ape in and dump instantly?
Nope. 😄 Your bag drips out at 2.5% per hour. Paper hands get filtered at the door.
When is my whole bag free?
After 40 hours. That is it. 40 × 2.5% = 100%. Baby math.
Is there a buy tax?
Zero. 0%. You buy, you get every single token. It just unlocks on a clock.
What if I'm too impatient to wait 40h?
Burn part of your bag to fasten your stake. Burn 25% to fasten by 10 hours, or 50% to fasten by 20. Fire = speed.
Does burning help the token?
Yes ser. Burned tokens are gone forever. Less supply, more based. 🔥
So what do I actually do?
Buy. ROOST. Watch the drip. Touch grass. Come back rich (not financial advice).
Got it? Good. 🧠
Buy. Drip. ROOST. See your bag fill up live.